Chip's Diary

Day 1

Today is the first day of school. I saw this pretty boy at the park and i became friends with him. We bonded over our love for potatoes with cottage cheese. I hope he is gay like me. We can date!!! Anyways, Im having raspberry pancakes with mario shaped sprinkles for breakfast!!


Love,
Chip Arnold Braxton Maxwell Ardvark Christopher James Joeseph Robert Niall Brndon Tyler III
aka Chip.

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Day 2

Yesterday i couldnt find Olaf(the kid) and i got called ugly fagtato by everyone. Why cant they accept my way of life? Im going to wear makeup to school today. Heres a selfie!!
ok i just got home and guess what?
I,Chip Arnold Braxton Maxwell Ardvark Christopher James Joeseph Robert Niall Brndon Tyler III
got asked out by 98765432123567898765321235678987653212356789876532123456789876543212356789876543212345678987654321235678987654321234567890987654321`123567890-987654323567890987654321234567ass098765432345678765432123456789asss4567654321`12678987653212345676543doubleass3456789875321235678987654321asscheek5678986321234678345678 BOYSSSSSS

and 1 girl but shes dead now so yeaz

From Chip
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Day 3

today i was texting olaf and he said 'I luv yoo bb i cant w8 to go on a date with you and make out' and i cryd teers of joy.
butt then he said "o w8 that was for my mom"

HELP

From Chip

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day 4
Deer diaree

sorry for not posting

i lost my diary in the mystery meet at school
poo
but i saw olaf at le school today and GUESS WHAT

HE INVITED ME TO HIS HOME TO PLAY WITH SOME TOYSSS!!!!
I FEEL ABSOLUTE JOY

mmmm
im going l8r today.
ANSWER THIS QUESTION  IN THE COMMENTS PLEEEAAAASSSSE


should i make
brownies
hamburgers
orange jooce
or potato salad

ANSWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


frem chep










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so im on le computer updating ig

olaf tried to run ovr a teecher and he got sispendid

i am cring cuz he kant be neer me or ill gwet grawnded

by chip


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